Assphalt Comedian Tee – a faded white tee with rebel snark and black ink donkeys, fit for dive-bar heckling, deadpan drag racing, and flipping off the feds on your way to breakfast.
Once owned by biker rebel Danny "Dagger" Pierce (check his closet), this shirt left behind cigarette holes, bar tips, and arrest reports.
Condition
Excellent. This shirt is ~40 years old and remains in remarkable shape, showing minimal signs of wear.
Materials
Likely cotton-poly blend. Sourced and revived in the USA.
Size
Estimated M.
We believe all our clothes are applicable for all genders.
Returns
Free returns if tags are kept within 10 days.
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